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Spotted in a toilet of a london office:
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below
In a laundromat:
Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out
In a london department store:
Bargain basement upstairs
In an office:
Would the person who took the stepladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken
In an office:
After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
Outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants, please stay in your car
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor
Notice in a field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges
Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons
On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. (please knock hard on door - bell doesn't work)
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