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The husband had just finished reading a new book, "YOU TOO CAN BE THE MAN OFYOUR HOUSE".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is absolute law!"
"You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, we are going upstairs, and we will have any kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. After that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."
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