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Calling In To Work
 

"I can't come into work today, I have explosive diahreah. No... seriously, I went to use the bathroom and took out an entire city block."

"I can't come into work, because I need to sleep in and watch tv."

"My Docotor told me I need to take the day off and participate in golf therapy."

"Sorry I wasn't able to make it into work. I was abducted by the police."

"I can't make it into work. I have to go work off a Viagra overdose."

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