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A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer, and . While enjoying his beer he hears a voice say to him, "Nice hair."
He runs his fingers through his hair, looks around to see who paid him this compliment, and sees only the bartender. He looks at the bartender, and says "Thank you."
The bartender just looks at him like he is crazy.
The man goes back to drinking his beer and eating his peanuts. The man hears a voice that says, "Nice shirt."
He straightens his shirt, looks around to see who paid him the compliment, and sees only the bartender. He looks at the bartender and says, "Thanks for the compliment."
The bartender just says, "I didn't say anything," and looks at him like he is crazy.
The man gose back to drinking his beer and eating his peanuts. The man hears a voice that says, "Nice shoes."
He looks down at his shoes, looks around, and only sees the bartender. The man looks at the bartender, and says, "Thank you."
The bartender says, "I didn't say anything."
The guy looks at the bartender, and says, "You're the only one in here. If you're not saying anything, who is?"
The bartender says, "Oh, the peanuts are complimentary."
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