Deer Hunting

A few guys who work together planned on going on a hunting trip together. Two of the guys were avid hunters, and the third was what the other two called a "city boy" and had never been hunting before. When the guys got to the spot they were planning on hunting, the two who were avid hunters handed the third one a rifle and said, "There's a herd of deer around that ridge. We're going to go around the ridge and push them toward you. All you have to do when you see them is shoot one... but whatever you do, do not make a sound." The third guy thought that was fine, and nodded his head for the others to leave. After a few minutes, he saw deer running around the ridge. He began to take aim at an enormous buck. Although this was his first time hunting, he knew that this was a once in a lifetime shot. Right at that moment the other two hunters hear the guy yell, "YEEEEEAAAAAAHOOW!" The two hunters came back to their "city boy" friend and said, "Why did you yell? We thought we told you not to make a sound." The third one replied, "When the snake passed me, I didn't make a sound. When the lizard passed me, I didn't make a sound...." "I didn't make a sound until the squirrel crawled up my pant leg, and was trying to decide which nut to crack." Tell your friends about this page!