Hard Hats

Three construction workers were standing around talking about the things they used their hard hats for outside of work. The first one said that he uses his hard hat as a cereal bowl when he eats breakfast. The second one said that he was using his to bail water out of a flooded basement. The third one didn't want to tell the other guys what he used his hard hat for outside work, but the other two pressured him until he finally told them. He said that he wears his hard hat in the mornings because when he has morning wood, he stands on his head to pee. Tell your friends about this page!