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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down, and enjoys it. Another guy walks in and says to the bartender, "Hey jackass, give me a beer!" He chugs the beer and walks out.
The first guy thinks, "What a jerk!"
A few hours later the second guy comes back into the bar, looks at the bartender, and says, "Jackass give me a beer." He chugs it and walks out.
The first guy thinks, "That guy's such a prick."
About an hour later, the second guy walks back into the bar and says, "Jackass, give me a beer." He drinks it down and walks out.
At this point the first guy is getting upset about what the other one is doing, and asks the bartender, "Why does he call you that?"
The bartender chuckles and says, "He-aww he-aww he-aw-ways calls me that!"
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