A  lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her  was smiling at her. She Immediately moved to another seat. This time  the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more  amused. When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.

The case  came up in court. The judge asked the man about (20 years old) what he had  to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:  When the lady got on  the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, 'The Double Mint  Twins are Coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that  said, '"Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile. Then  she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick  Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, your Honor, when  she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber  could have prevented this accident'

.. I just lost  it."



CASE DISMISSED!