Teacher::   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America?
Class:         Maria.

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Teacher:    Why are you late Frank?
Frank:        Because of the sign.

Teacher:    What sign?
Frank:       The one that says, "School ahead. Go slow."

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Teacher::    John, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? 
John:          You told me to do it without using tables.

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Teacher:    Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?"
Greg:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

Teacher:    No Greg, that's incorrect.
Greg:         Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it.

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Teacher::    Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?
Ryan:          H I J K L M N O

Teacher::    Ryan, what are you talking about?
Ryan:          Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.

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Teacher:    Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.

Hunter:     Me !

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Teacher:   Adam, why do you always get so dirty?
Adam:      Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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Teacher:    Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Beth:          I is...........

Teacher:    No Beth.....Always say "I am".....not "I is".
Beth:          All right........."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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Teacher:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now Alex, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

Alex:        Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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Teacher:   Now, Macy, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Macy:        No Mam, I don't have to.  My Mom is a good cook.

Daniel:     No teacher, it's the same dog.

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Teacher:    Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to people who are no longer interested?

Parker:     A Teacher