Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must carry around a security card and open all
the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON: The taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to
get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.

IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.