Baseball At The North Pole

Woody was playing a game of baseball with the rest of Santa's elves and was waiting his turn at bat. One elf ahead of him was struck out. The next one hit the ball, dropped his bat, and made it to second base. When Woody's turn came up, he hit a home run, but couldn't drop the bat. When Santa came to investigate, he found what the problem was, and had to tell Woody that the possibility of having a baseball bat shortage wasn't the reason he gave Woody Viagra for Christmas. Tell your friends about this page!