Work vs. Prison

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer. IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON: You get three meals a day. AT WORK: You only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior. AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK: You must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK: You get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON: You get your own toilet. AT WORK: You have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK: You can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON: The taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK: They are called managers. Tell your friends about this page!